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Meme from draconus_major
List your top five sexy/get in the mood songs.

1.) "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye (c'mon, y'all, that's a classic)
2.) "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails (to get into a rough mood *grin*)
3.) "Somewhere in the Vicinity of the Heart" by Shenandoah (for that slow gentle lovin')
4.) "In a Lifetime" by Clannad featuring Bono
5.) "Need You Tonight" by INXS

And funnies from jadedmyrrhmaid

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Sophia. Vito's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Vito took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Vito's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Sophia", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Vito took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophia ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Vito took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Vito's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up there, Vito took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophia saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Vito's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"



And in my actual life, I'm fine. My feet are healing and I've been sewing my poor little fingers to the bone. And I'm about to move into a lovely new place, so yay!!

And I'm really freaking tired.